Goal for this week be like "Jens Voigt" while on the CX Pain Train

OK I'm copying and pasting Jens Voigt's Basic Info from Face Book cause its hilarious and he is my Hero:

"I no longer have a shadow because I dropped it repeatedly until it climbed into the Saxo Bank team car claiming a stomach ailment and retired.

My big ring is 56. My rear cassettte is 11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-12.

I once challenged Lance Armstrong to see who had more testicles. I ended up winning by 5.

I don't get road rash, the road gets Jens Rash.

When I ride off the front of a peloton, i'm not actually riding faster, just pulling the earth closer towards me."

This week I will think like Jens as I'm riding the "Pain Train" Cross Style